Krallking
Selected Fri, Dec 08, 2023
"Greetings to all of our viewers..." I glanced to the teleprompter and gulped audibly ensuring the pause was well into its third trimester before daring to continue. "Terribly urgent news today..." My co-anchor nodded fervently her eyes however were continuously being drawn to the police officer standing with arms crossed shuffling just off camera to our right.
I opened my mouth to proceed before stopping to squint at the screen and count, finally chuckling I said. "Isn't that right Diane?" and glancing to my co-anchor. Her eyes shot to the prompter scanning and then scanning again.
"Yes indeed Travis." she said nervously. She waited for the prompter to say something, anything that wouldn't damn her before saying at last. "Many words bad, lots words illegal." she smiled.
"Yes, the law has been changed." I agreed causing Diane to shoot a scowl at me. "No sentence may contain seven words. Why? You may ask. So say the powers that be." I winced waiting but the cop was unmoved, somehow I'd weaved my way through.
"Two or three words are fine." I said feeling slightly more confident.
"But anything more than six?" Diane added queueing me up beautifully.
"Not so."
"We'll have more on this... Later." just then the cop sighed forgoing all protocol and decorum as he stepped on screen.
"Hands behind your back." he ordered.
"Oh come on, what'd I do?" I asked appalled.
"That." he answered simply.
"That seriously can't actually be illegal." I exclaim as the handcuffs click into place.
"Can't stop now can you? You make me sick."
"Where are you taking him?" Diane implored.
"Jail."
"My lawyer won't stand for this!"
"Keep flaunting the law he might."
"It's surprisingly hard to stop though!"
"Tell it to the judge."
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Submitted by Krallking on Fri, Dec 01, 2023 to /r/WritingPrompts/
Full submission hereThe prompt
A new law has been passed: Sentences mustn't contain over 6 words. You're a news anchor reporting it.
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