meowcats734
Selected Mon, Jun 27, 2022
**"It's called a verevolf,"** Dr. Fenn said. "Half werewolf, half vampire."
"Whose idea was *that* naming convention?" Chantel grumbled, kicking at all six of his ears with one hind leg. Being simultaneously burdened with a set of human, bat, and wolf ears wasn't quite the *worst* thing that'd ever happened to him, but it was pretty up there.
"Actually, that would be me." The other verevolf in the room raised a winged, pawed hand. "Congrats—you're the first person in a decade to fuck yourself up *this* badly."
"Well, hey, now, surely there are benefits?" I complained. "I mean—werewolves have super-hearing, and so do vampires. Don't they, like, stack?"
"Oh, they do," the verevolf grumbled. "They do. You just haven't noticed yet. Here, do me a solid. Blow on this?" They handed Chantel a dull whistle.
"Gin, play nice," Dr. Fenn said, scolding the verevolf.
Gin shrugged unrepentantly. "He wanted to find out what happens. Go on, give it a try."
Hesitantly, I lifted the whistle to my mouth and bl—
The next thing I remembered, I was lying on the floor, all six ears bleeding. Gin was doing the same, but he gave me a humorless grin as he did so.
"Wait until you realize that's an ordinary dog whistle," he said. "Try living near a city with a hundred of those bouncing around."
"Ugh, *fuck* that. I almost wish I'd gotten bitten by a zombie, instead. I don't think they even *have* ears."
A moment passed in which I had an awful, brilliant idea.
"In fact..." I stood up, frowning. "Hey. Do you know anything about what happens if you get bitten by a vampire, a werewolf, *and* a zombie?"
"No. *Absolutely* not," Dr. Fenn said, standing between us. "You have no idea what the possible consequences are—"
"I'm in," Gin said, pushing aside the doctor with ease. Hey, there *were* some benefits to the hybridization. "If I never have to hear that awful pitch again, it'll be a day too soon."
"Perfect." I grinned, turning to Dr. Fenn, and it occurred to me by his pale face that I had *way* too many teeth as of now. "Now, good doctor, I don't suppose you could direct me towards a zombie?"
A.N.
Let me know if you want to see a part 2! If you liked this, I have a serial [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/bubblewriters/comments/uxmwe4/soulmage_masterpost/?sort=new), and you can check out r/bubblewriters for more!
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Submitted by meowcats734 on Thu, Jun 23, 2022 to /r/WritingPrompts/
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Good news: You brought home two attractive people after the party. Bad news: You're about to find out what happens when a person gets bitten by both a vampire and a werewolf at the same time.
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