WeirdArtistTiefling
Selected Sat, Dec 03, 2022
"-but when I do it, I'm a 'cult leader,' and a 'threat to society,'" I grumbled, using my fingers to put air quotes around the fun little titles they've given me.
"Wait a second, wait a damn second," Gordon began, waving his arms around. "You've done what now?"
"Taken a throne? With help from a god? I đ«đ¶đŽđ” explained it," I laughed. "I knew you were a dumbass, but seriously, this is-"
"You've taken a throne for a god. Why?! And what god," Gordon asked loudly, on the verge of shouting.
"Because why not, we all knew that Stacey lady wasn't a good person. And I got help from Cthulhu," I proclaimed, using jazz hands for emphasis.
"David... David, buddy, are you talking about the politician Stacey O'Connell? Who mysteriously died due to cult activity?!"
"Gordon, I just explained why it is đŻđ°đ” a cult."
"David... you are a moron. And since when is Cthulhu even real?"
"Sh! Shhh! Don't say that, he gets self conscious," I said, holding a finger up over his mouth.
"Right..." Gordon trailed off, taking a step to the side so I couldn't keep touching his face.
"David, I swear to đšđ°đ„ if you aren't kidding..."
"What god? You should join me, and serve the all seeing, all knowing-"
"I'm not praying to an overgrown squid. Now get out of my house."
I shrugged and walked out, still not knowing why everyone thinks this is just a cult. But I đ„đ° know who our next target it. I love my buddy, but he knows too much.
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Submitted by WeirdArtistTiefling on Sun, Nov 27, 2022 to /r/WritingPrompts/
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"So when they usurp the throne with the help of a God they are "Heroes" and "Righteous", but when I do it I'm a "Cult Leader" and a "Threat to Society"?
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