Western_Campaign
Selected Thu, May 04, 2023
"How many fractures?"
"Twenty seven."
"Holy molly..."
"Frankly I have no idea what you were thinking even attempting such a thing. You could've been killed!"
"I can't die."
"I know you think you can't but let me assure you that you can."
"No, you wouldn't understand doctor. I literally can't die until my time. I tried. I put a gun to my head and fired and it jammed. Twice. I tried to hang myself and the noose broke. Second time the ceiling hook i installed with industrial screws broke from the plaster. I can't die."
"Uh... and so you decided to try and make a living out of stuntmen work?"
"Not make a living. Make a legacy. I wanted to do stunts so risky I'd be known for years after my death. Decades. Be a part of hollywood history."
"And it didn't occur to you that you would need actual stuntman training, athletic skills etc?"
"I mean, I can't die..."
"That doesn't mean you can do stunts! You surely can't do them well. And assuming this can't die thing is real, clearly you can get badly hurt."
"Yeah, I'm learning."
"I'm afraid you will have to think of a new legacy. Your last stunt shattered your kneecaps, I'd be surprised if you ever walk again with a crutch, let alone doing high jumps and acrobatics."
"Guess I'll need a new plan."
Months Later:
"Man makes seventy billion dollars playing Russian Roulette with a myriad of shady figures, spends is all creating affordable housing and social programs. And coming next, what if you wanted a haircut but your barber was... A robot?!... These stories and more, tonight at 11."
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Submitted by Western_Campaign on Fri, Apr 28, 2023 to /r/WritingPrompts/
Full submission hereThe prompt
You've just learned of the exact date of your death, and no matter how hard you try to die before said time you somehow miraclously survive. So to make use of this "gift" you decide to try and become the world's greatest stuntman
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