MiaIRL
Selected Thu, Jun 15, 2023
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I don't like the name Bob, so I changed it to one I do like (:
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"But before we start this video, only 99.99% of people watching right now are subscribed, so please consider subscribing. Tom, please just subscribe. You are literally the only one who isn't!"
Tom pauses the video. "What the fuck? How does she know who I am? What?"
Before he could report the video, she resumed talking. "Oh, silly Tom! You don't think I can see you? If you don't subscribe, well, I think I'll take a trip to North Carolina and pay you a visit."
He yelled, before closing his eyes. "Please don't! I'll subscribe! My family lives here... please..."
She shakes her head as Tom presses the subscribe button. "Are you happy now?"
"No. Press the notification bell."
"I- I don't have notifications on for YouTube! I use my computer!"
Twenty seconds later, his doorbell was pushed.
"Let yourself in!" his mother yelled, half awake, expecting their neighbor to come inside.
"You're at a hundred percent! I did what you asked!"
She frowns, before brandishing her machete.
"It took too long, and I only accept the most loyal followers."
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Submitted by MiaIRL on Tue, Jun 13, 2023 to /r/WritingPrompts/
Full submission hereThe prompt
"But before we start this video, only 99.99% of people watching right now are subscribed, so please consider subscribing. Bob, please just Sub. You are literally the only one who isn't."
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