lotusinthestorm
Selected Wed, Sep 14, 2022
I really want to be a writer. Like, really. Never mind I’m a total hack and complete amateur. Just ignore that bit.
I read that Tolkin made up his Elven languages before actually writing Lord of the Rings, and right now I’m stuck for ideas, so I made up my own language.
I searched for inspiration, Dothraki and Klingon, Valyrian and Sindarin, and got to work. Nouns, verbs, adjectives, proper pronouns, sentence structures, syntaxes, similes and metaphors oh my! Weird pronunciation guides, tried to learn IPA but it’s impossible and stupid. Last night I tried pronouncing some of the stranger words I’d come up with and things got …strange.
And this morning there’s a grumpy faerie in my kitchen pulling everything out of the pantry. I’m not sure of his name, I don’t want to go through the whole pronunciation process again, but apparently he’s bound to me. There are now plates smashing and I have no idea what to do.
The faerie belongs to me, apparently. I don’t know if it’s a slave or life debt thing. I’m not convinced that this isn’t actually a psychotic breakdown, in some ways that would be easier. I haven’t been sleeping well, maybe that’s it.
Nope, stuck my head into the kitchen and got a cup thrown at me. I recognised a word as peanut so I got a jar of peanut butter and tossed it too him.
I now have a giggling, happy faerie in my kitchen, eating his third jar of peanut butter. We’ll try Nutella next.
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Submitted by lotusinthestorm on Wed, Sep 07, 2022 to /r/WritingPrompts/
Full submission hereThe prompt
While creating a fake language, you discover one of your words is the true name of a powerful, and forgotten, Fae creature. You only know this, because they are now in your house.
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